When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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