Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
love makes seman taste better
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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