Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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