smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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