no, he came in my armpit
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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