totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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