So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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