I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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