I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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