Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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