We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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