I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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