The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
