U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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