Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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