All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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