Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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