It's like God shit irony all over that family
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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