did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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