Where is the hickey?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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