I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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