I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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