Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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