Dual....:-)
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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