so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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