Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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