I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
