im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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