Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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