Can Purell be used as lube?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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