Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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