? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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