super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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