i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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