he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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