he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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