do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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