so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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