we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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