good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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