oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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