I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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