Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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