I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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