i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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