Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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