I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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