For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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