In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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