Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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