And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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